It's never good to turn your back on him, even for a second. Me: why are you chuckling to yourself? And why is your face brown OMG THE FLOOR!

Face paint after gym class:

Ready for gymnastics:

Naked fairy "zapping me with her wand" (her words not mine)

The playset - almost complete except for swings and slide!

Considering how it started I am quite impressed with myself and Papa Jim: